ooh look at me im judas, a scary yacht. i like money but it makes me make bad decisoins. i’m never learned the true meaning of friendship :(— Avery Edison (@aedison) September 18, 2014
For some reason I was thinking about the Judas Yacht earlier and in my head it was like Ocean’s 12 A.D. with Judas and Jesus, looking suspiciously like Clooney and Pitt wearing fake beards, relaxing on a Yacht.
Judas: I can’t believe bribing those guards and sticking a scarecrow up there actually worked.
Jesus: I can’t believe your plan to stick a pouch of wine in the middle in case they got suspicious threw them off. I didn’t think there was any way that would look like blood.
Judas: Dude, they totally think you’re some kind of magical wine-man. Seriously, they bought all of our bullshit rambling.
Jesus: Huh? Nothing. Anyway, I wish I could have seen the look on Pontius Pisshead’s face when he realized someone had made off with the year’s tax revenue while he was distracted.
Judas: Haha, wash your hands of that ya prick.