There's a rumbly in my tumbly...

Can’t stop laughing

Gryffindor: Do what is right
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

Jean-Luc FTW

Tooth Truths

I’ve never actually had a dream where my teeth fall out. I’ve heard that’s a common type of dream people have. Does that symbolize something?

I guess I don’t find losing my teeth to be a scary prospect. I’d probably just eat ice cream all the time. Maybe the people who have tooth loss nightmares are also lactose intolerant so they’d be stuck with soup forever. That would suck.

I like the idea that no one could make fun of me for being fat from eating tons of ice cream because I’d have a perfect excuse. They’d call me fat and I’d say in a sad voice, “Dude, I can only eat ice cream.” Then they’d feel bad and try to cheer me up and I’d brush it off by saying in a happy voice, “Dude, I can only eat ice cream!” Then we’d throw our heads back and laugh but I wouldn’t have any teeth so it’d look really creepy. The end.

Good story, huh?